yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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