I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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