Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They took my balls.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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