My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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