He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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