How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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