Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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