im about as happy as oj after his trial
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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