Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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