Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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