Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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