Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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