NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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