She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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