Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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