I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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