idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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