I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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