Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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