Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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