It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My vagina just recognized that song.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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