people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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