just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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