She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
