The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I see more hoeing in ur future
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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