Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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