did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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