just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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