I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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