He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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