How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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