ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have aggressive nipples.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I think I just shit out all my problems.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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