we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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