the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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