From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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