Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
