At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
