They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize