Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Randomize
