do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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