no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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