Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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