Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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