i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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