He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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