He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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