Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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