yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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