He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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