It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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