Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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