my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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