Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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