im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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