I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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